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VALSKERMKLUB

Die valskermklub het op Sondag 30 Januarie by die vliegklub bymekaargekom en ‘n paar spronge uitgevoer.

Valskermspringers van so vêr as Pretoria het dit bygewoon.  CUU is gebruik om die springers uit te gooi.  Die valskermspringers is gevra om elke tweede naweek vertoonspronge by die sokker-wedstryde te doen en dit lyk asof dit hulle besig sal hou.  Ons hoop dat hulle binnekort sal kan begin opleiding gee. Ek kan net nog steeds nie verstaan hoe iemand uit ‘n perfekte diensbare vliegtuig wil spring nie.

BELANGRIKE DATUMS

12 Februarie – Vliegveiligheidsdag
18 Februarie – Bring en Braai
4 Maart – Bring en Braai
7 Maart – Alg jaarvergadering
18 Maart – Bring en Braai
25 Junie 2005 – Lugskou

CUU VOLTOOI

CUU is nou reeds voltooi en sal eerdaags pronk met sy nuwe strepe.   Die vliegtuig is onlangs binne en buite oorgedoen en het sy MPI geslaag.

KOBUS IS NOU VOLWAARDIG INSTRUKTEUR

Kobus Venter het sy instrukteurskursus in Januarie suksesvol voltooi.  Hy gaan by Wings Over Africa opleiding verskaf op EKH.  Daar is ‘n paar studente wat reeds opleiding ontvang en eerdaags solo moet gaan – ons wag in spanning sodat ons hulle partytjies kan hou!

Louis Visser het ook onlangs onder die vaandel van Wings Over Africa ingeskuif en gee opleiding op sy eie Cessna 150 en 172.  Enigiemand wat in vliegopleiding belangstel kan Kobus kontak by 073 208 2019 of oom Vissie by 082 790 5761.

Die DTSW kom kuier

Klem Slabbert van Paradysstrand naby Jeffreysbaai het onlangs op Tzaneen kom kuier met ‘n DTSW tydens ‘n promosieveldtog.  Die demonstrasiemodel is aan ‘n kliënt in Pretoria verkoop en hy het die geleentheid gebruik om dan sommer bemarking te doen. Die DTSW is ‘n Duits vervaardigde tweesitplek vliegtuigie aangedryf deur ‘n 100pk Rotax enjin.

Die vliegtuig styg op in sowat 90m en klim teen ongeveer 600vpm.  Die vliegtuig beskik oor klappe wat teen ‘n negatiewe hoek gestel kan word, wat die spoed van 110mph verhoog na 140mph.  Dit beskik oor groot genoeg brandstoftenks om dit 9 uur lank in die lug te hou.

Alhoewel dit slegs ‘n tweesitplek vliegtuig is, beskik dit oor enorme kajuitruimte en kan sowat 300kg vrag dra.

HUMOR

The scene is a newspaper office. The editor says to one of his reporters: There's a fire raging out of control west of town and I want you to get out there fast. And above all, get some good shots. If that means you have to hire an airplane, just do it. Don't worry about the expense.

So, the reporter calls the local FBO and orders a plane. He rushes out to the airport, spots a small aircraft with a young pilot in it, pulls open the door, jumps in and says to the pilot: Let's go, take off. As directed, the pilot takes off, gets up to altitude, and the reporter then tells him, "See that fire raging to the west? I want you to fly over that and get down as close as you can."

Incredulous, the pilot says, "You want me to fly over that fire?"

"Sure," the reporter says, "I am a photojournalist and that's why I am here - to take dramatic shots of the fire!"

The pilot looks over with a quizzical look on his face and says, "You're not the flight instructor?"

-oOo-

Tower: "Alpha Charlie, climb to 8000 ft for noise abatement"

AC: "How can I possibly be creating excess noise at 6000 ft?"

Tower: "At 8000 ft you will miss the twin coming at you at 6000 ft, and that is bound to avoid one hell of a noise".

-oOo-

One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to show up so they can get under way. The pilot and co-pilot finally appear in the rear of the plane, and begin walking up to the cockpit through the centre aisle. Both appear to be blind.

The pilot is using a white cane, bumping into passengers right and left as he stumbles down the aisle, and the co-pilot is using a guide dog. Both have their eyes covered with huge sunglasses. At first the passengers don't react, thinking that it must be some sort of practical joke. However, after a few minutes the engines start revving and the airplane starts moving.

The passengers look at each other with some uneasiness, whispering among themselves and looking desperately to the stewardesses for reassurance. Then the airplane starts accelerating rapidly down the runway and people begin panicking. Some passengers are praying, and as the plane gets closer and closer to the end of the runway, the voices are becoming more and more hysterical. Finally, when the airplane has less than 20 feet of runway left, there is a sudden change in the pitch of the shouts as everyone screams at once, and at the very last moment the airplane lifts off and is airborne.

Up in the cockpit, the co-pilot breathes a sigh of relief and turns to the pilot: "You know, one of these days the passengers aren't going to scream, and we're gonna get killed!"

Vlieggroete

 

Willie Leeuwner

waleeu@global.co.za